I am a law abiding citizen. I really hope that’s the impression you get even though I was wrongly accused of trying to take over the world, killing a whole mess of people, turning the state of New Jersey into a cesspool (Which I don’t understand that charge since wasn’t it already a cesspool to begin with), drying up the Pacific ocean (impressed with that one), splitting the moon in half, Making the planet Mars and all of its inhabitants disappear, creating solar flares that destroyed the International Space Station, and slingshotting a black hole to the edge of our (or theirs?) solar system and swallowing up Neptune, Pluto, and Shelly (this dimension had an extra planet in their solar system and they counted Pluto too).
My doppelganger sure was busy before I showed up to take his rap. The cop spit all over me. Not just from talking. They took turns. One would drive and the other would spit. I changed my shirt as fast as I could. I always keep a spare in my belt. You never know when you’ll be spit on.
