The city decided to turn off my water today. I know what you are going to say. They turned it off because I didn’t pay my bill. What would ever give you such an idea. You would think I had a money problem or something. Okay. I do have a money problem but I actually paid the water bill. The first thing out of Amanda’s mouth was, “Did you pay the water bill?” I could definitely say yes to that one.
No they decided to turn my water off because I used too much trying to cool off a project I was working on. I almost had a nuclear meltdown. Philadelphia really doesn’t want to be known as “The city of glowing brotherly love.” That would be bad.
I have to promise to them that I can’t run any nuclear experiments from now on and maybe they will turn my water back on.
–Doctor Warped
